FLUXIC :: AGITATORS :: THE FASHION SHOW

THE FASHION SHOW

A dynamic, algorithmic short story

by Jesper Ranum

Quad D’Oro, Milano

20:00 Friday

Legendary Fashion createur

Yves

Lagerfeld

showcases the new extravagant autumn looks.

The satanic

female indie DJ

makes an impressive transform on

A bad cover version of

“Yes sir, I can boogie”

bought on Discogs

An Apple logo spins around in

The golden back curtain

As the catwalk lights red

A monochrome TV wall flashes

a failed space shuttle launch

With superimposed Anti-War messages

The audience gasps

As a certain

Ingrid

Killeye

a

73 year old

Overweight

And

Unemployed

Polish

Carpenter

Gets a few votes

Dressed in

A Punk influenced

Pink

Logo spawned

Working outfit

Augmented by

muddy

Socks

And

A too small

Bowler hat

A Cartier watch

And

A light saber

Beautifully consolidates the

Talented

Result

The wannabe

experts

sit with their mouths open

A has-been fashion icon

Thanks the sponsors

Database integration by Kim Bülow Bonfils.

Dramaturgical and Linguistic consulting by Maj Bovin